Haters Gonna Hate.

I give Can-a-der 2 thumbs up!

On February 16 some years ago. George was born and it was awesome. He was the first baby that came 'gym ready' complete with the abs that have rocked the world for the next 3 decades. Happy Birthday bro!


Back to the real world. On Tuesday I was slipping on my crocs, not caring about a King's of Leon song but digging their style after having some iSnack 2.0 on my toast when I thought 'wesa need some mooey mooey posters of Kings of Leon, Annakin'. Srsly though, suck it RR. Haters gonna hate.

How I roll!

I totally forget that bitches name but I do rememebr her sister did this thing that gave me this face:


It was cool. She thought i was all dark and mysterious cos I told her although I was no Jedi, the Sith was heavily recruiting and I could be a possible future dark side member... while she tended to my member. ZING!

Conceptual artwork for my Dark Side uni!

Anyway before you try outing me RR, know this. I have my own action figure like:


Whilst the only toy modeled of you looks like:


Either you have a severe case of frostbite or you are too poor to colour correct that. Plus it's a hand shaped butt plug! A HAND SHAPED BUTT PLUG! Man, some Star Wars nerds hate on me but I used that shaped hand to get down with Queen Padme Amidala. For real! Like I said before, haters gonna hate and Jar Jar has rooted half of Hollywood. You just gave a handjob to Dog The Bounty Hunter. You ain't even on my level.

I even made The Situation read your drivel. As you can see he was less than impressed.


Then he said to me, "Bro. RR is not even on your level. He's like Giaan Rooney and the winter olympics. Totally irrelavant."

Thanks The Situation. You always know what to say.

P.S. I'm selling some W.W.T.S.D. wrist bands. What Would The Situation Do? BUY ONE!

Daniel Fairclough Signs Lucrative Record Deal

So I guess the baseball is a LIE! He has gone to sing and follow his life long dream. Ummmm.... Aim for the stars Daniel....

Fast forward to the 2:49 mark to hear him really get those notes.

Deluca reads last post from blog, fist pumps like a champ.

The Good Daniel Giveth and The Better Daniel Leaveth

Beefcake!!!!!!!! Daniel is seen exiting a heavy training session of sitting on his arse for 3 hours with 5 minute stints standing outside a diamond. Sounds like the same job that Antonio, my cousin the jeweller has except without the lisp.

Daniel Fairclough has left the building. It came as a shock to the entire team but he's sticking with the Knights and playing baseball in winter. "Isn't that a bit like playing newcomb ball with yourself?" you ask. Of course it is but the decision is not mine and McPhie didn't even try to up the ante with some sweet contract kickers.

I talked to Daniel about his time with the parrots and he sincerely wanted to thank everybody for the years of fun. We'd all like to thank him for bringing Frank which will ultimately be his legacy and how can we not appreciate the gift of Frank. Frank has often bestowed his gift to many women opening with the line "I got you something, here's a package for you", but never has he been gifted to someone else. Just special.

Daniel has listed some memories as follows:

Highlights

-Winning POTY award

-Winning the Golden Boot Award

-Beating Deluca to win the Golden Boot award (It wasn’t a tie pre and post season goals don’t count)

-Making the grand final,

-Playing with a magnificent bunch of Lads

-Car pooling with Mr Cool and Frank.

- Seeing George after the game with his shirt off

Low light

-Loosing the grand final

-Bringing Marc the d-head goal keeper

-Playing with Deluca

It's been unreal.

I just look at the coming season and I think of where we've been and how we've gotten here. I think that this season we have a new team and in one swift move we've lost of 400 kilos from the roster jsut by Fairclough and Werner leaving. Total amazeballs!

Good luck Daniel. We wish you well and hope you'll reach the dizzying heights of some other baseball greats such as the retard from Something About Mary and Boxy. May playing a summer sport in winter bring all the tidings you'd expect. You truly are changing the face of sport. Imagine if Grant Kenny said "I know being an Ironman is a summer vocation but screw it. I'm taking this shit to July! I don't even care what my wife Lisa Curry-Kenny 7 time Commonwealth Games gold medalist says about it." Daniel, you could be what Grant Kenny never was, an Olympic silver medalist and summer-cum-winter sports star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. That keeper was a real d-bag. Remember how his abandonment cost Reynolds his only good front tooth? You should probably give him some money for that.....

Rumour has it....

Someone from the Parrots left Australia to go raise their child in Canada. I can't disclose names but I have received this photo. Maybe you can see the likeness.....

What could be worse than watching a gay asian do Lady Gaga on youtube?

Having a gay asian do Lady Gaga in your team. Hi deluca!