Haters Gonna Hate.

I give Can-a-der 2 thumbs up!

On February 16 some years ago. George was born and it was awesome. He was the first baby that came 'gym ready' complete with the abs that have rocked the world for the next 3 decades. Happy Birthday bro!


Back to the real world. On Tuesday I was slipping on my crocs, not caring about a King's of Leon song but digging their style after having some iSnack 2.0 on my toast when I thought 'wesa need some mooey mooey posters of Kings of Leon, Annakin'. Srsly though, suck it RR. Haters gonna hate.

How I roll!

I totally forget that bitches name but I do rememebr her sister did this thing that gave me this face:


It was cool. She thought i was all dark and mysterious cos I told her although I was no Jedi, the Sith was heavily recruiting and I could be a possible future dark side member... while she tended to my member. ZING!

Conceptual artwork for my Dark Side uni!

Anyway before you try outing me RR, know this. I have my own action figure like:


Whilst the only toy modeled of you looks like:


Either you have a severe case of frostbite or you are too poor to colour correct that. Plus it's a hand shaped butt plug! A HAND SHAPED BUTT PLUG! Man, some Star Wars nerds hate on me but I used that shaped hand to get down with Queen Padme Amidala. For real! Like I said before, haters gonna hate and Jar Jar has rooted half of Hollywood. You just gave a handjob to Dog The Bounty Hunter. You ain't even on my level.

I even made The Situation read your drivel. As you can see he was less than impressed.


Then he said to me, "Bro. RR is not even on your level. He's like Giaan Rooney and the winter olympics. Totally irrelavant."

Thanks The Situation. You always know what to say.

P.S. I'm selling some W.W.T.S.D. wrist bands. What Would The Situation Do? BUY ONE!