It is hard to put in so much effort and reap little reward which is why we will forget about last season. Mostly because The Parrots results were below par. While Fairclough was slugging it out in his championship tee ball side. The rest of the guys were off doing other things over summer.
Keep swinging Daniel. Hitting the tee is a guaranteed base hit, right?
Unit posed for a school photographers demo potrait shots which somehow made it's way into a motivational poster type setup with romantic phrases. Hey, Fabio started on the front of books. Shoot for the moon Unit, at least if you miss you will land amongst the stars.
Reynolds, like the cool guy he thinks he is, started a new sport. Unicycle basketball. Yeah, this will go about as far as Rove MacManus' career in Hollywood. Stick to what you know fat ass, eating and being a virgin.
Graham took up aerobics in order to help the ebb the rapid flow of weight gain he is currently experiencing. Fortunately he only went twice as he picked up a jazzercise class and elocution lesson with Liz Smiley. Unfortunately for us he still wears the one piece and has added a see through raincoat to stop getting soaked by the hail of rain from Liz's lessons.
My arch nemesis his summer blowing trumpets. Unfortunately the above picture does not fit as Trumpets is actually a 32 year old body builder from Muncie, Indiana. Go fuck yourself Richard.
Let's hope for a good season. As I say to anybody who asks. Sure, me and the Mrs use lube when we "make love" all the time. We put it on the door knob outside so Frank can't get in.
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