After feeling sufficiently better now that Christmas is over and the New Years resolutions to try and finger bang Paris Hilton have subsided, we can start to look forward to 2010 and all it has to offer. Even if your resolution to finger bang Paris Hilton quickly becomes an attempt to finger bang a Paris Hilton look-a-like that is in fact a certain Canadian-lodging-ski-instructor-course-taking-fat-man-no-not-Ski-the-delicious-yoghurt-but-ski-as-in-the-snow-variety.
Now what is the best thing about 2010? is it that a number of Parrots have cut off their testicles to spite their penis' by getting engaged? Is it the fact Hutcho has started a one-man dance troupe called Shoefeet? Is it the fact Frank is back and better looking than ever? Is it the attacks on Indian students have given us an unfortunate situation where any taunting of Mr Cool will now be racial vilification? No. The best thing about 2010 is the GHFA foosball-liga. Yay!
This year I am gonna call out more people than ever. Sure the fact Deluca gets injured more than Shane Watson's right labia is humourous and I get neverending mileage from it but won't it be great to hear who got crabs from a Belgian roller skating phenom? I can't wait to tell you about my summer and listen as you all whine about the disappointing 2009 finale to Home and Away. We can sit around in a circle braiding Geoff's back hair and sip sarsaparilla beneath your Zac Efron posters. Man.... 2010 could be our year!
P.S. Any new signings? Anyone leaving? Anyoen think the term 'gushing bride' sounds like one of Frank's home made movies about his days as a DJ on the bridal circuit?
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