Hi everyone, my name is Arseface McButtmunch or I go by Richard Wilkins as my stage name. Hey, what is the difference between a washing machine and your mother? The washing machine doesn't follow me round for a week after I dump a load in her. But seriously, I have business.
I am writing from my secret headquarters. It is in a very secret place where nobody has ever been before. Hobart. While I am here I am announcing my intention of world domination. The axis of evil and I have been watching reruns of Heartbreak High and laughing about how we forced Ada Nicadamamamamamdoo onto the world! Bwahahahaha, phase one complete!
What? Hang on a second. Something has come up. Paul McDermott's wife is making us change something. We wanted to be the Axis of Evil but she is making us change it....
I don't like this.....
We're changing our name. We used to be tough. It has been stolen from us! I regret to inform you all, we are no longer the Axis of Evil but the Axis of Social Club. Tshirts are 20 bucks. Email me....
Arseface McButtmunch, out!
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