Could it be the most anticipated week ever in Parrot history? Probably....
This week is a double-header! No, double-header is not some weird sexual move that Hayden taught Geoff. Or is it? Anyways, it's about game time.
Wednesday, 8pm. Commercial Road Rouse Hill. Our boys take on those fuckwits the Rouse Rams!!!!! *Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
It's no secret their home field is right near a netball complex, former chicken shit factory and the place the Telegraph listed as one of the most likely places to get into a slap fight with a teenager wearing a neon shirt whilst drinking a Bacardi Breezer. That's right, their home ground is smack bang in the middle of fuckwit territory. Guess its no wonder they came up with the moronic concept of having a mascot called Rowdy the Ram. Inside Rex Mossop points to the Ram actually being Gary Glitter. No surprises there. Free lollipops if you sit on Rowdy's Rod.
VS
@ Commercial Road, Rouse Hill. 8:00PM Wednesday 24th March.
So.... How do you top that?
VS @ Galston Park 2:09PM, Sunday 29th March.
I’ll tell you how you top that. You play the team from last year’s “friendly” that ended up with a certain Parrots player having “I’ll neck you” hurled at him in an aggressive fashion. Henry Winkler’s penis just grew a little knowing you borrowed the lines from just before his famous shark-jumping scene in Happy Days. I guess it really was no accident he kept walking in on Joanie and Chachi. But I digress, this Sunday at 2:09pm marks the return of the Parrots to Galston Park to play the Hills Hawks.
Look out for my media pack to be released shortly with an in depth look at each individual player.
A few of the boys return to Galston Park. Former Hills Hawks playes include Werner, Pops, Deluca, Dowd & Reynolds.
Will there be tension? Who cares.... Parrots back to back in less than a week is a football fan's wet dream. Hopefully it will be played in a gentlemanly fashion and questions of a player's mother's history of venereal disease shall not be not revisited perhaps saving Parrots from more hair pulling attacks.
Look out for my media pack to be released shortly with an in depth look at each individual player.
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