Nathan Ottley
Position - EVERYWHERE!/Yet to be determined by Coach G Werner.
Likes - The Parrots.
Dislikes - The idea of being related to Cottee.
Nickname - Danielle/Dani/The Outlaw Inlaw
Highlights - Joining the Parrots
Lowlights - Not yet owning Parrot shorts.
Chris Harrison
Position - Fullback.
Likes - Chris Harrison, situps and general ab work.
Dislikes - Things that aren't Chris Harrison.
Nickname - George
Highlights - Getting so drunk that security intervention is required.
Lowlights - Getting so drunk that security intervention is required.
Quote - "Eh meh"
Gareth Bryant
Position - Striker.
Likes - Inappropriate jokes.
Dislikes - Things that are fucked.
Nickname - Unit, Eunis, Younis.
Highlights - Leading goal scorer after Round 1 in 2008 and Grand Final in debut year.
Lowlights - Geoff Werner as coach.
Corey Cain
Position - Striker.
Likes - Punching.
Dislikes - Things that don't involve punching.
Nickname - Knuckles.
Highlights - Punching some fuckwit from Ryde in 2007.
Lowlights - Not punching anyone in 2009.
Brendan Dowd
Position - Mid & sometimes back when they aren't doing their job properly, Graham we're looking at you.
Likes - Yom Kippur, Dradels, Menorahs.
Dislikes - Pork and pork based products, German National Socialists from 1933-1945.
Nickname - Dowd, Jew, Dowdstein, Dowdanopoulous, Dowd Syndrome, Dowdface.
Highlights - are something Werner gets in his hair.
Lowlights - Nothing is a lowlight when you are Brendan Dowd.
Daniel Fairclough
Position - Striker :(
Likes - Hanging crap on Deluca and Werner.
Dislikes - His nickname.
Nickname - Fairy, Chinaman, Giggles the Hysterical Schoolgirl.
Highlights - Leading goal scorer at some stage last year.
Lowlights - Losing the Andrew Baxter Memorial Award for Excellence in the Field of Goodness in 2008.
John Routledge
Position - Mid.
Likes - Writing songs like "Oh Frankie....".
Dislikes - Subjects raised in his song writing.
Nickname - English, Johnny English, Her Majesty.
Highlights - Division 11 2008 International Player of the Year.
Lowlights - Being family of Dowd.
Marc Prince
Position - Goalkeeper.
Likes - Rex Hunt.
Dislikes - Non-rhyming slang, Roselea.
Nickname - Pricey, The Fabulous Marc Prince, The Juice, Juice, Tough Juice, Tetra Pack.
Highlights - Being recognised as enforcer in 2007.
Lowlights - Riding the sideline in 2008.
Craig Hutchinson
Position - Fullback.
Likes - Singing, dancing, acting, being a triple threat thespian, Hugh Jackman.
Dislikes - Not being Hugh Jackman.
Nickname - Hutcho, Rhonda Birchmore.
Highlights - Picking up a role as Miss Saigon.
Lowlights - Being cast in a two man production called "Skin Shaped Rocket into Blackhole" and not listening to his agent's advice to not take a role with Bent Trent Productions.
Francis Cozzarin
Position - Falling down.
Likes - The Parrots, Advanced Karma Sutra.
Dislikes - Nothing!
Nickname - Frank, Frank the Tank, The Yes Man, Cozzaramakeyouweakatthekneeseezes.
Highlights - Being Frank and writing the book "Champagne Football on a Beer Budget".
Lowlights - Feeling sorry that nobody else can be Frank.
Nicolas Deluca
Position - Definitely not goalkeeper.
Likes - Being the man, bicycles and questionable haircuts.
Dislikes - Friends that remind him his likes make him seem like a lesbian.
Nickname - Deluca, Mexican, Clover, The Mayor.
Highlights - Having Fred spew at his wedding and hit on a teenage girl.
Lowlights - Having a haircut in Germany.
Graham Werner
Position - Fullback.
Likes - anything recommended by anybody with the initials G Werner.
Dislikes - Gay men dressed as ballerina's when he is trying to get a 3some with 2 lesbians.
Nickname - Werns, Captain Craptasic, Piggy, Fatguts, The Guy Who Ate All The Pies.
Highlights - Losing 5 kilos in a week.
Lowlights - Putting on 15 kilos the very next week.
Nicholas D'Cruz
Position - Ninja.
Likes - The Simpsons, pizza.
Dislikes - His heritage, the British in India, Johnny English for being British and eating Indian.
Nickname - Mr Cool, Ears.
Highlights - Grabbing some guy's nuts in the Grand Final.
Lowlights - Being half Indian but being unable to acquire naan ovens for his friends.
Adam Delpopolo
Position - Mid.
Likes - Being the big spoon, chewing on ear lobes, hardcore porn.
Dislikes - That dickhead keeper from last year.
Nickname - Pops, Popsy, Ads, Popitinquickly.
Highlights - Solo goal of the week.
Lowlights - Not punching that dickhead keeper from last year.
Andrew Reynolds
Position - Mid.
Likes - Hearing his own voice.
Dislikes - People talking when he is trying to draw attention to himself.
Nickname - Rens, Lookatme.
Highlights - Reading this blog and getting all the credit for not doing anything.
Lowlights - Leaving half his mouth wrapped around a goalpost in late 2008.
Christopher Hilliard
Position - Mid.
Likes - Using work as an excuse when he's at the pub with Dowd.
Dislikes - Being called Christopher and having an 'i' inserted in his last name where it does not belong as shown above.
Nickname - Cottee, Yellow Card Collector, Johnnie Satler the Season Ending Tackler.
Highlights - Crossing to Reynolds for his bicycle finish last year.
Lowlights - Nobody believing his work excuse.
Greg Miller
Position - Dunno, he hasn't shown up yet.
Likes - Wish I knew, I just don't see the guy.
Dislikes - Showing up.
Nickname - Used to be Reggie, could be Tony Danza's Tap Dance Extravaganza now for all I know.
Highlights - Registration.
Lowlights - Probably doing a wheelie and then remembering he's in the team but doing all of this in December 2009.
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