VICTORY

Great game guys! The boys got off to a flyer today with a super 2-0 effort over 60 minutes of fussball action. Some brilliant highlights and some even better lowlights so let's recap with the games top 5 moments.

5. Roll call!


Where were the fans & where were the players? I think the fans were missing because the players were missing and the players were missing cos the fans were missing. Notable absences being the coach (I guess he's creating a safe distance for when we eventually implode), Knuckles, Pricey, Reg and Cool was late. Oh well, we smoked it anyways.

4. Corked butt

Embarassing injury? I'd say its a miracle you've never had a corked ass when you look like the young lady above. Reynolds goes in for a tackle and ends up with a busted arse. Like parking a truck on the train tracks and wondering why it gets hit. Hey Reynolds, get a membership at Fernwood and start dropping some weight. Your arse makes Kerri-Anne Kennerly's face look good. *SPEW*

3. Goals galore!!!!!


Great goals to Popsy and Fairclough. Awesome stuff, looks great for this season. Not so great were the misses and there were plenty. No matter, certainly didn't keep Werns happy 'SHOOT MORE'. Inside quote from parrot players "We"ll shoot more if you eat less". Somehow I doubt we'll see many more shots.

2. Nick Deluca as a keeper?


A picture says 1,000 words (actually this one says 4). Sad day for goalkeeping everywhere.

1. The emperor's new clothes/shoes/glow sticks. Captain/Coach


Werner gets a mention all of his own for Captain Coaching us to victory (though the Parrots more or less won in spite of him being Captain Coach) and for wearing those things. If anyone ever wears something as hideous as that, you best believe you get shot straight to number 1 in the list of craptastic things of the weak. The fashion police have an arrest warrant on your head champ. Mardi Gras called, they want their shoes back. The colour green has written a formal request to be removed from your boots. Carmen Miranda is suing you for stealing her shoes. Rowdy the Ram wants some fashion advice. Your dignity called and said it will return when you stop wearing those boots. Ahhhhh..................................