Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Rain? What rain? Storm? What storm?

The disappoint of Parrots fans every where will appear to be etched on their faces until Sunday when they finally get to see their boys run out.

Tonight's trial match was abandoned due to some superdickery on behalf of those fuckwits, the Rouse Hill Rams. Ever since the retards got a bus lane and a Town Centre (only because the retards can't spell Shopping) they thought they've been king shit. The official reason given was due to the ensuing storm apparently building throughout the west of Sydney. Hopefully tomorrow all the spastics on the team who work for the Buereau of Meterology will be uneceremoniusly kicked in the cags and marched from whichever backwater building they work in. *JUST IN* Rouse Hill Rams have apparently reassigned their entire club officials to a newly formed team named Rouse Hill Weather Oracles. Such a bad storm...... whoa....... I'm scared........

Some unsubstantiated reports point to Rowdy the Ram being at the centre of some legal controvesy. Either he got pissed with Brett Seymour or sexually assaulted a Manly teenager. Personally I think Rowdy pissed on a Manly teenager with Brett Seymour. Stupid fucking Rams......

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