"Awww, shit....."

I feel it apt to name today's blog after a quote from the big fat man himself. Hats off to you.

To the fags who didn't show up, fuck you! Way to leave us stranded with 10 men. I also believe our policy at the beginning of the year was injured players still attend matches especially home ones! I know of 2 injuries and those players should have still attended. Hutcho and Deluca..



Actually I am not entirely sure what happened to Lay-Down-Deluca but news has filtered through rather quickly that he was at Captain Snooze picking up a new pillow. Wear the other one out did we champ????

No Hutcho cos Hutcho was in the city. Photo above provides the evidence but he was also seen in LA sporting a blonde actress as pictured below. Crazy times!

Who knows what he'll do next? Everyone is going to his next play though. I have a camera set up and a red light ready to stick out the front. Shirts off and pucker up Hutcho, you'll be kissing some dude named Steve!

If anybody is interested, I'm collecting money for a present for Cottee. I know he's 26 and played soccer for almost 20 years but I thought it was about time we all invest in buying Cottee a copy of "MY FIRST BOOK OF SOCCER RULES"! I'll highlight the passage about hacking knees from behind in the box equals a penalty...... What a guy......

Remember when Werner sat on the ball and it almost popped? Jerk.....

This game pissed me off. At least I picked up the new book by Geoffrey Werner & Hayden Cooper called 'The Mechanics of Love - A Couples Guide to Port Douglas'. Good read.....

P.S. Dowd as spotted in Melbourne with some locals.