Fuck Richard Reid

I had a really nice blog planned that would've highlighted our great performance on the weekend but instead my attention was drawn to that fucking moron, Richard Reid and his new blog. I had a nice little piece to run about an exciting victory, Nicolas Deluca screaming "twwwoooooooo" at his bestie Andrew Reynolds after his 2nd goal and some good old fashioned Hutcho beat downs after his personal excursion to NIDA instead of attendance at the Fortress.

Now, let it never be said that I think competition is a bad thing, in fact I welcome it. It just leaves a bad taste in your mouth, kinda like the bad taste Richard Reid left in Todd McKenney's mouth after laste year's Logies. Instead this herpes infested mule:

Whoops. That's the London shoe bomber Richard Reid not the herpes infested mule I was thinking of...... or maybe...... Can you get the internets inside a Colorado Supermax??????? Anyway, I think it's this chicken fucking lunatic that's the opposition blogger:

Richard Reid after visiting the stables finds out you really can have a 3 way with 2 horses - "I fink my jaw 'ill be lock like dis for weeks. Shoulda jus let Makybe this Diva up the batty...."

Like I said I don't mind the competition, normally but I must take issue with the branding of his blog. "Parrots Confidential with Richard Reid" evokes some kind of vagina related female gossip rag. We here at Balls To Feet are opposed to have having any names of any contibuting writers involved with any titular section of our blog. We do not whore ourselves around like a set of phone books at Rove McManus photo shoot. We are Balls To Feet, by football fans for football fans, NO DILDOS! Parrots Confidential is by a cock loving Romanian window washer for drape adoring pansies. Balls To Feet readers have balls between our feet, our nuts are just that fucking big that gravity has taken a hold and they live at our ankles. So you choose, Balls To Feet or Richard Reid's (not shoe bombing guy) balls between your teeth.

Parrots Confidential with Richard Reid (PCWRR) also got another fact wrong! I work off a laptop and the porn key is way bigger than the music key dbag!


Also does Andrew Reynolds really eat pancakes? I went to breakfast once with the dude and he orders a full Englisg Breakfast with a mixed grill on the side. He almost loves meat as much as the non-shoe bombing Richard Reid but in unfathomably different ways. Let me illustrate:

ANDREW REYNOLDS TYPE OF MEAT HE LOVES

TYPE OF MEAT RICHARD REID (NOT SHOE BOMBER) LOVES

Richard is not one to speak about about putting things in arses. I secured an exclusive interview with Todd McKenney. We asked him to pick out of a line up who gave him herpes. The evidence speaks for itself....

"Him. That's the guy that fucked me in the ass, left me in the park in a sex coma with drugs on my person. Richard Reid, I'd come after you so bad if you didn't get me cheap Hannah Montana merchandise you herpes ridden mule!!!!!"

I guess it's up to you guys. Who do you wanna follow? A terrorist or me? If you hate freedom, democracy, breasts, a God given right to porn, red meat, beer and Australia I can see why you would side with a shoe bombing crazy man. I guess it's UnAustralian to follow Parrots Confidential but that's a choice you'll have to make.

Always remember we are Balls To Feet, by football fans, for football fans, NO DILDOS!