My name is Frank and I'm the cause of a whole new generation of addicts. Some people like me but most people love me and they are diagnosed Frankaholics. You can bask in the glow of my awesomeness and join your fellow man to admire how freaking sweet I am. Just read my lessons of life and enjoy it. Here are my twitter entries from my day....
12:49pm: Decide it's time for a walk. Outshine the sun.....
1:32pm: Download the new Miley Cyrus single off iTunes. Delete it after one listen when I realise it sounds nothing like Achy Breaky Heart.
2:16pm: Can't be bothered doing situps for my abs. My abs agree and instantly grow. I look like Peter Andre from hip to shoulder.
3:24pm: Sick of abs. Tell them to go back to normal.
4:01pm: Get called to hospital to help sort another child out. Poor kid had a lazy eye. I present my beautiful face and immediately the kid's eyes look at me. Another miracle performed. I thought everyone knew that you need 2 eyes looking directly at Frank, to handle the beauty.
4:02pm: Kid's head explodes from my beauty..... Darn side effects....
4:47pm: Call my mate Willie Nelson. He's flying out this week just to hang out. We're getting matching American Indian tattoos. He smokes so much weed.......
5:29pm: Saw a Lady GaGa film clip. Does anyone get her?
6:01pm: Prawns for dinner. I thought I told Hutcho I don't eat shellfish as a main! I'm gonna have to choke a bitch!
7:01pm: Home & Away is on.... Boring!
7:47pm: Went to Hooters. Looks like I am expecting 8 junior Franks in about 9 months.....
8:36pm: Tired after the 9 way with the Hooters girls. too many Buffalo Wings. I'm going to bed.....
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