The Blogies

As we creep forward to the night of nights and everyone is anticipation playing that wizard game (which I understand is less like a game and more like a one man beer snake competition made from empty tinnies) it is time to announce the award categories for the Blogies! Yes, just like the Logies but with no Darryl Summers *sad face*.

This year awards (hopefully trophies if I can get my mits on some by Saturday night) will be awarded in the following categories:-

- Most Outstanding Performance in a Season Ending Injury

- Most Situps in Minute & Creation of Patented Abdominal Training Device

- Most Work Hours Worked Outside of Normal Working Hours

- The Bronze Blogie - The Bestest Newest Nickname Award - *nominations will remain open until presentation

- The Silver Blogie - Most Stolen Goals & Credit aka Mr Coat Tail Rider

- The Gold Blogie - Blogger's Favourite Subject Matter

If anyone knows where I can get 6 cheap trophies on a quick turnaround, please let me know cos I now have 2 business days to pull together an entire awards how and I'm not Hugh Jackman. Please help! theparrotblogger@gmail.com

I'd also like to take this time to thank anyone who has any involvement in planning this weekend's festivities.