What's the difference between Kevin Federline & Graham Werner?While they both weigh about 150 kilos, one is hilarious and the other has been making a prank call or two while he has been entering himself in the competitve eating section of Channel 9's Wild Winter Weekend.
It is alleged that there was a phone call to rens earlier in the week that consisted of:
"Hey.... You're a fat fuck....... Ummmm........ You're fat....... *unintelligible garble* fatty....... *mumbles* What should I say guys??? Oh, yeah. Big dick prick. You're fat......... This is funny right guys??? Then why are none of you laughing??? Fat....."
While the truth of Graham's comments cut to the core of Rens like a lazer beam full of self hatred and physical discomfort. Rens can take comfort knowing that if George ever needed a wingman (Ha, as if that would ever happen! He doesn't need a wingman, in fact wingmen just detract from his staggering figures of female bedding conquests) he'd most likely pick the chiselled features and slighlty obtuse frame of Andrew "I'd like to Juan Antonio you're Samaranch" Reynolds to the disgustingly rotund and now we can announce, human incarnation of the Purple People Eater, Graham "I singlehandedly drove the American bison to point of extinction before they were brought back to safer numbers by eating them all and being the first person to champion the product, beefalo" Werner. Check and mate....
Thanks for the laughs tubby. Shoulda been a rapper....
"If someone starts an avalanche at the snow fields, it wasn't me, ok?"
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