The lies that are published in his "blog" (if we can lower ourselves to call an internet gossip column a blog) are an insult to us as members of the reading public. I adore good literature (once waited in line for 3 days for the latest Danielle Steele novel, worth it!) and abhore false or misleading journalistic claims.
I have secured a number of phone interviews in response to P CON's claims.
BallsToFeet: Do you guys really feel hurt by my actions as a blogger and the light in which I portrayed you?
Deluca: No, not at all. I think it's a fair representation of who we are and the roles which we play in the team. It made my skin crawl to be represented like that. There has been no legal action against BTF, which is probably the premier sports blog in the country.
Mr Cool: From a viewership standpoint, I can see what he (Richard Reid) is trying to do. It's a tough market with exceptional competition... Oh golly gosh, my Rhogan Josh is burning...
Dowd: I feel great just to be counted in with these guys and be mentioned by the greatest sports journalist since Ian "The Bear" Maurice. Sometimes I think about how us Jews have had it hard. We've put up with a lot of shit but now we have people to look up to. As long as I am mentioned in the press then it's good exposure for us. I was talking to that one Jewish guy in Mad Men and we were talking about how BTF has contributed more to the Jewish community in this last season than any self deprecating Jewish comedian has done in the last 6-years. BTF humanises us and makes people realise that as Jews, we are part human.
Werns: Wow, I can't believe the lies that have spurted forth from that degenerate. I love BTF and the light I am shown in. As an intellectual I look at what he does to me and I piss myself. I have always considered myself as a great user of the Queen's English so when I see myself portrayed as someone who can barely speak, it's polarising for people. BTF and I get the joke and that's all the matters. I'm not some retarded jackass who wipes my arse with one hand and types with the other, like Richard Reid. Richard Reid is an anangram for rider chadri and I think that suits him fine. Chadri obviously being another name for a burqa, he is the rider of oppression and infinite abuse. When history has it's pages written you'll find a long list of names looked at in a bad light from Stalin to Hitler to Kim Jong Il to Richard Reid, these people will be remembered like a penis in a porno, an absoloute boner killer but who need them to show you how good the rest of the shit is....
BTF: Wow, what an analgy.
Werns: I don't have no allergy.
BTF: I said analgy.
Werns: Anal? I'm not a poof.
BTF: Forget it.... Hutcho?
Hutcho: I love BTF!!!! Funniest thing since Kyle Sandilands on Enough Rope with Andrew Denton!!!! I'd also like to go on record and say that the quote used on P CON was wholey inaccurate and not the way I feel about Andrew Reynolds at all. He is obviously one of the senior players that everyone looks to for guidance. I don't wanna say hero but.... Fuck it, I do wanna say hero. He's probably the greatest football mind and coupled with his ability it is the best package in GHFA football you'll see going round. If not for the mistakes of others, he'd be leading goal scorer and we'd be playing the Grand Final this weekend. He was played in the wrong position a number of times this year and only given a chance at one free kick. By being limited like that, he still outshone everyone else and proved in the last game, he is the most threatening dead ball kicker in the game. If someone is a better natural, team orientated striker in the world, I've never seen them...
Wow! That is exclusive evidence about the lies and filth that Richard Reid spreads. Let's face it, would you let this guy through your front door?
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