DJ Jazzy Geoff

As we all miss the coach of last year but admire his determination to pack up all his possessions to head north and try to make it spinning the wheels of steel along the Gold Coast's sunset strip, I have decided to honour him in a feature called what would Geoff play?



So as the niteclubbing seasons change and Geoff has to wait another 9-10 months for the onslaught of schoolies clubbers where he would sneakily hide his erection behind the vinyl he has stacked to his decks while he is just aching for some 17 year old with a fake id to stride up to him in a midrift top and seductively request the latest remix of a Lada Gaga song (in the associated film clip still wearing underwear as some stupid fashion accessory but not realising had that Madonna had the fucked up cone bra thing down pat some 20 years earlier). Guess Geoff better keep his glowstick in his pants for this one and save it for the fat chick he's been rooting at the local Youth Hostel.



So let's cut to the mustard and show the number one song on DJ Jizzy Geoff's wheels of steel this week.........



Was it ever gonna be anything other than Right Said Fred? I'm a model...........

"Hayden, quick pass me the number 2 song of the week and hurry up cos I have to get it in before I play 'Show No Mercy' by Mark Williams. Yeah, it's over there. Right next to the Vicka & Linda singles. What do you mean? Of course they were better than when they were in The Black Sorrows!"