The Doctor is in....

The blogger is not happy. My source indicates there were 6 people at training last night. 6! That is BS and I won't cop it. The team I follow and love will suffer greatly if they don't turn up to training and I am considering pulling this blog until we got more people to training. Not cool!!!!

Maybe you have:

Convenient-Work-When-The-Weather-Isn't-Nice-afla-cock-eye - An infliction meaning you have to work late. Night shift. Walking the lanes and back alleys of the cross cos you are too ugly to work The Wall or you get swamped at work at about 4:30 when you see the weather change outside and the barometer drop. Why do you have a barometer? Cos you're a f*ckwit.

The Phantom Disease - You've seen this guy once all season and it was at a game. Other than that you don't know who he is or where he comes from. Also known as Murder She Wrote Syndrome cos the bloke is a f*ckin mystery!

Vaginal Inflammation - Quite simply, you grow a vagina, turn into a lady and don't front. Wanker!

Unknown Illness - Also known as laziness.

No-message-or-call-intrinitiseseses - Phone don't work? Mouth will not produce sound? Cannot write a text? You've got this thing. Too bad you can't tell that girl you planned to meet up with and finger bang after you share a Midori Illussion shaker. Major bummer dude....

I'll-tell-everyone-I'm-in-Griffith-until-they-realise-there-is-f*cking-nothing-in-Griffith-and-it-is-all-some-big-hoax-so-can-meet-up-with-Brad-from-my-laser-tag-team-and-talk-about-World-of-Warcraft-and-our-favourite-expansion-packs Disease - Unknwon symptoms other than not fronting due to a visit to a "regional centre" (I use regional centre as a very lose definition, Griffith is in essence a regional epicentre. A regional epicentre of cow f*cking bipeds whose women grow large hooves and communicate is a series of grunts and whistles. All women are named Charlene, all men are named Ken. No last names are used because they're all from the same family. Hats off to you, residents of Griffith, you great cow-f*ckers!) of NSW.

Sorry, doctor has some house calls to make. Start showing up to training guys... Not cool! For those with valid excuses, you haven't been diagnosed even though you may feel that the symptoms allude to your absence from training.