A letter from behind the wheels of steel.
Dear Parrots,
How's it going guys? I heard you guys didn't get the points after George faked an injury. When I did my leg you could see the bone! It was awesome!!!
I'm really having some fun up here in Queensland, it's so cool! Hayden and I have started doing yoga and tai chi together. Hayden is so flexible! I am always like OMG, you could join a circus... LOLZ. When we do tai chi in the morning I like to get to the front so nobody is in my way. Last week I was doing fly kicks and roundhouse kicks because I stayed up all night watching a Walker: Texas Ranger marathon. I don't think the group had seen anything like that before at tai chi so I was pretty happy with myself. Maybe next week I'll pinch some bricks from work and take them down so I can show them how to smash them with your bare hands. It's pretty weird though, they don't even have belts but everyone says I'd probably be a black belt already.
Hayden and I like to go out a lot. We found this really cool club that's just a man's club. You can just go there and be yourself with all the boys and not worry about women ruining it. They are also heaps casual about the dress policy. Last week must have been a builders conference cos all the guys were wearing fluro vests and jeans cut into shorts like stubbies. That was fun, we danced for hours and this guy called Samuel even offered for us to stay at his and he'd let us stay up all night eating his famous sausage. Sounded pretty tempting but we just told him we'd do a Maccas run on the way home. He seemed pretty disappointed so we're going round for a games night to night. He said we can play strip poker, twister and hide the fatboy (I've never heard of it before but all the guys at the club love it. Some of them have even played it in the toilet apparently!). Hope there will be some hot chicks there. He says him and his girls always have a ball but then his mate Stefan came up and he said he was one of the girls. I didn't get it.
My DJ career is really taking off now. I've been doing heaps of gigs around Surfers. Like last week I headlined Singles Night at Kirra Bowlo. It was so awesome! I kept getting heaps of requests and the women were pinching me all over. Nana Darcy said that if she didn't have to go home to start taping The Bill before bed she would've let me park my slippers under her king single Sealy Posturepedic. I don't what that meant but I think its good. I'm hoping to go over to Ibiza next year after my promoter Kevin books some heavier stuff. He mainly deals with the big RSLs & Bowlos but we're gonna break into the Lifesaving clubs soon where the real money and partiers are. He said if we get a Lifesaving gig, he'll get me a Casio keyboard for my home studio. I'd be so stoked! Imagine that? Knock back a carton of Lucozade and pumping out the beats all night. Hayden might get pissed but he can just go play that fatboy game with Samuel after Samuel finishes sewing his party dress for next year in Sydney. I always tell him he's a jack of all trades, master of none. He laughs and says "I'd like to jack off your trade and master your bum". I guess its a Queensland joke.
Anyways guys, I better get back to it. I'm doing up some flyers for the Burleigh Heads RSL, I'm playing this Friday after the bowlers finish. Goin' troppo!
See you soon boys,
DJ Jazzy Geoff
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