NEWS FLASH - Nick Deluca & Gareth Bryant prove 3rd grade teachers correct as they actually hold the world in their hands. Scripture teachers upset as they can no longer sing “He’s got the whole world in his hands”, even his parents scold him for stealing from God saying “There’ll be no Easter eggs for Nick this year”.NEWS FLASH 2 - Scripture teachers even more upset as remake of their song called “Nick Deluca & Gareth Bryant have the whole world in their hands” shoots to number 47 on the ARIA charts.
NEWS FLASH 3 - Scientists appalled at the factual inaccuracy of new hit song “Nick Deluca & Gareth Bryant have the whole world in their hands” claiming that we'd be like ants if it were the truth.
NEWS FLASH 4 - Ants offended at scientists claims saying their diminutive stature is due to geneology and it shouldn't be made a mockery of.
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