It might as well have been Purple Rain on Saturday cos there sure as fuck wasn't anything other kind as Mother Nature turned on an absolute cracker of a day that by all accounts should have been the first day of GHFA season. Normally I would not bring to account the details of premature ejaculation but it has to happen when people get it that wrong. Spunk was flown everywhere when about 2 minutes into last week we got the call that the first round was cancelled. Fuck ups don't come much better than it not raining since the exact second it was posted for all and sundry to see on the GHFA wesbite. Nothing like a weather report from Tim Bailey's arsehole! Let's hope the knuckle dragging morons at GHFA's weather station get it right for the rest of the year. It would pretty much guarantee their beatification to GHFA heaven (a.ka. this blog!). It'll be an intercession bitches!!!!!! Imagine it... "In the name of David "Davo" Stalkhead we pray that you grant our fields with the dryness accorded to only the most determined celibate's jocks". To quote myself "Fucking beautiful!"
Hopefully we get a twilight game out of this. The only thing better than seeing the boys under lights is when girls request they make love to them without them on. "Fucking beautiful!"
P.S. My new saying "Fucking beautiful!" in case you haven't notced. Fucking beautiful!
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