Yeah it's time for this crap again. Well the major problem Hutcho had this week was choosing which role to pursue as Pricey stole some of his limelight with an excellent portrayal of "The Boy From Snoz". What to do, what to do? Well, Hutcho came to the conclusion that he might as well do two sub-par roles this week to try and equal one actual good role which would be semi-humourous to write about in a satirical manner without being too cerebreal as to alienate his stagnant fan base. Alas, he come the roles now......
Hutcho has been successful in getting a bit part in the Hollywood remake of the sci-fi action classic Total Recall! Can he make Cohaagen give the people back their air? Who will fill in for the Governator as he tends to issue of State? All answers the producers have to worry about but they sure don't have to worry about who is gonna play the broad with three tits! That's right Hutcho has that deal locked up! Congratulations mate, say hi to Hauser for us all.
Now due to the lack of dialogue heavy work in Total recall, Hutcho has also felt out for other dialogue light work this week so he can give his pipes a rest before thrusting himself forward into some more daring musical roles like the docu-drama about the kid who could play the recorder with his nose. Anyways, we all noticed his lack of fitness against the Hawks so he has one-upped us all and taken on the ultimate fitness role as..... Billy Blanks in the latest Billy Blanks instructional DVD about Tae Bo! Not only will he walk, talk and punch air like Billy, he will also release a cover of the Mr Cool and Pussycat Dolls hit "Jai Ho" called "Tae Bo"! Wow, what a week... I just hope coach let's him out over easter to do some more quad thrusts!
TAE BO! Look, his first DVD cover!
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