So what's new with the boys this week:
Dowd: Starts his first line dancing class tonight atCrows Nest Community Centre. Not sure if he'll wear leather spats or jodpurs.
Mr Cool: Starting a cab company. Wants to call it Bollywood Cabs. Getting sued by Premier Cabs for trademark infringement as they already own that name.
Deluca: Went to Australia's Wonderland to see if he could finally ride the Space Probe because he bought some really high shoes so he made the height requirement. I just told him they shut that place down years ago. Last seen heading for El Caballo Blanco.
Hutcho: Someone saw him hosting his own talk show this week. Could've just been Ellen.
Werns: Prolly still at Yum Cha from Saturday.
Frank The Tank: After teaching Springsteen some songwriting lessons, he has Jerry Seinfeld scedule for stand up lessons, a double 'How not to be a fuckhead' lesson with Jarryd Hayne & Rove into his very own adult film. "Beans & Frank".
Pricey: Jawboning Roselea. Pointing at enemies. Being The Juice! Aka Tough Juice. Aka Just Juice.
Edge: Trying to convince everyone to call him Reg. Prolly won't stick.
Fairy: Trying to convince everyone to message Deluca something at the exact same time. I'm doin it, you should too!
Knuckles: Clenching fist, swinging wildly, smiling.
Rens: Tryng to get everyone to look at him.
Cottee: Playing with Commitment the Dog.
Ottley: Trying to graft out a position in the team that isn't associated with his sister. Really trying to get everyone to know Nathan as Nathan and not as Danielle's younger sister.
English: Can't wait to surprise everyone with the fact he's not English but in fact Lithuanian. Really wants to rub it in to immigration.
Unit: Having given up on the Celtics, Red Sox and Liverpool he looks to find supporter success in backing Everton. Unlikely.....
Pops: Embracing the fact he is Adam The People.
Leaving out those that are forgettable.
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