Top 5 dirty words you might hear at Bunnings that aren't really dirty:
5. Just grease the nipple
4. Just rub the lubricant on it
3. Unhitch the A frame to poke in your shaft
2. And if you get your wife to bend it the other way while you push it in and out, you'll really notice the difference.
1. Fuck, did you see that Rove cockhead at the Logies? Boy, what a wanker. If I'd have known he was gonna be on, I would have taken my 12 year old down the titty bar for some chicken wings and his first root. I have nothing against midgets, but he's the reason people think all short folk are fucking retards. I'd rather sit there and jerk off Mark Holden til he yelled "Touchdown" than see that minsy little rat faced bastard spew forth the regualr unfunny bile that shits out his mouth. What a cock.....
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