International Player Transfer Imminent!

Hey guys, some of you may or may not know that I do a lot of back office work for the GHFA and the Parrots in general. I maintain this blog, approve trade requests, run the referee disciplinary judiciary, monitor the u/12's salary cap and bake muffins for our Sunday evening 60 Minutes fan club (there is only one thing that could improve that show, the trading out of Liam bartlett for Ken Sutcliffe. Why have a giant when you can have a male model from Mudgee?) I also am the international player relations officer. I initially thought I'd get to have relations with the international players and this especially peaked my interest due to the trade of the lezo sisters from Ballarat to our Moscow sister club for the Russian sisters Ana & Miscka Kournorov who you may have seen in Eastern Block Whores 18. This has not proven to be the case unfortunately and I actually have to talk to them about administration issues and my sexual advances to date have been thwarted.

One bright spark has emerged though and his name Ken Keow from Incheon, South Korea. It looks as though he has volunteered his services to our team in the absence of injury. Accourding to by-law 63-4 sub clause E, he can only play if the team votes with a 4/17ths minority and provides 4 goats for team use or sale. So, I thought it best to give him an oppurtunity to introduce himself so you can get to know him. Here is the letter he forwarded to me:

"Hi team mate players!

My name is Ken Keow and I am from Incheon, South Korea. I would very much like to play for you. People call me Kenny "Pow wow" Keow but I prefer to be called Dave. I much like soccer and I get much enjoyment from tackling the bad men or fuckheads from Roselea as you would say. I like fun very much and play golf, chess and Sudoko in my non-soccers time.

Incheon United is a very good club with friendly man. We are winning for good fun and like to kick other team. I hear George do too many situps and make nice ab muscles for lady but break bone in leg. I wish to service you the best and take place of fake English man in your team. We have saying in Incheon, "Everton suppporters may walk in sun one day but at night they go home to take care of vagina". Perhaps George not man enough to win for best team in AA12?

I like you players except teh fat man with girl boots. He very slow and remind me of wombat. Do you eat wombat? He look like he eat 30 wombat!

I must train hard now so we can make good team together and sleep with many women to make manhood grow. Then we win!

Youii,

Ken

P.S. Can we meet Karl Stefanovic? He funny dickhead man."

Well, that's it from Ken. hopefully we can get im in the squad cos he is a really quality footballer.

Take the vote on Sunday get Ken to play!