So I have been quiet and no doubt you have all been wondering where I have been. I've been in the blogcave after I obtained a serious injury duelling with my arch nemesis The Poster! Since then Mrs Blogger and the little Blogettes have been helping me on the mend and I can finally sit at a keyboard again. Phew... Feels good. Feels like I have slipped back into something comfortable like a fine piece of lingerie selected for me by Frank. The cool breeze naturally rubs my free falling testicles, nestled deep below a covering of thick hair. The lace presses firmly against my buttocks and the matching sock garter gives it a somewhat professional feel. I feel renewed and if I ever see The Poster again, I will cut him down in a tongue lashing not seen since KD Lang first dove into the world of muff.
Hi Geoff!
I would also like to thank everyone for the photos of Deluca with a 'clutch' (as I am told it is called. Thanks Mr Cool, I always thought you were more of a Samantha but now I can see a lot of Carrie in you, have you been curious of Miranda? Bitch is weird!). They will be on my totally awesome blog shortly as soon as I delete Vista and install XP. Vista is the OS equivalent of a handjob with acid as a lubricant.
Oh, for those of you also wondering. Yes, my screenplay for Dr Karl Kennedy: Sexy Science, has been picked up by ABC. Hopefully I get the licensing rights from Neighbours cos I have a really cool love scene planned out with Toady. It actually introduces his cousin Bonefish you subsequently hits on Susan but then Dr Karl throws down some sexy science to prove how invaluable he is to her. Until! The lezos from Home & Away get it on, then everything heads south when Sky Mangel tries to come back to Ramsay Street by shacking up with Lou "Balls No Longer Blue" Carpenter...... But yeah, its good. Don't wanna give too much away......
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