I know you think you are but are you?

I know you think you are cool but ask yourself the question, are you Danny Zuko cool?

A lot of people say a lot of things about this blog. Amazing, hilarious, groundbreaking, hero, genius, Shakespeare but I like to keep myself levelheaded. Yes I do give Graham Werner too much shit. No, I don't nearly give others enough. You see, I am the great leveller. Graham is a great guy, one of the best blokes I have ever met and I know he enjoys my prods at him. He finds them humourous and then takes it out on that show pony, Reynolds.

I know people in the team feel they are above retribution, feel that they alone wield all the talent and skill. I am here to cut those people down to size and believe me, I will have your souls! I am stronger than Shang Tsung so next time you feel confident, believe in yourself and think you can rival the impossible, just remember. You may be cool but you are not Danny Zuko cool.

P.S. In a world of Welcome Back Kotter, I would be Vinnie Barbarino, Frank would be Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington and you'd be Horshack.