Let's get ready to rumble..............

As the mystery blogger, am I known for a very comedy style. But this time I mean business!

"Let's get it on...."

This week, our coach from last year (who all left us hanging after he coached us to a Grand Final defeat and then subsequently abandoned us) returns to the suburbs around which he was prancing about this time last year. Hard to believe that 12 months ago he'd either be walking round the streets of McGraths Hill arm in arm with Hayden just drinking red wine, watching Woody Allen films and admiring the leaves turn a crisp golden. They'd sit back, relax and review the video feed they'd installed in George's shower or just watch the clock tick by as they enjoyed they cooler months. Now they both reside north of the border with aspirations of becoming a world class DJ or opening up a Jim's Mowing Service for their friend's female acquintance. My how times have changed...

With Geoff's presence back in the fold, the footballing world is now wondering whether or not it will impact on the business that Gary is doing with the club. In fact, I would go so far as to say as the impact could be of BIBLICAL proportions. It drove me to ponder the question, is this a Moses v Jesus battle royale? Don't pick sides just yet Brendan, we all realise Moses is very important to you and your people but come on, Jesus!

First let's think about it. Moses loved a bit of kicking Amalekite arse, hated a golden calf and had a round head with one eyebrow. Geoff loves kissing A-guy-called-Mike's arse, has golden molds of George's calf and has a round head with, if left to nature, one eyebrow.

Jesus was magic. Gary rides a Harley. I doubt Gary subscribes to Jesus and his thoughts on Psalms 137:9 or maybe he does and it explains Graham's "interesting" appearance.

Cogito ergo sum, Geoff is Moses and Gary is Jesus. But who would win?

I reckon that Gary would start off just talking through the issues while Geoff would hide in a dessert. Gary aka Magic Jesus would shoot flames at Geoff until he went up a mountain. Then Jesus would fly around on his unicorn handing out lollybags. Geoff would come down from the mountain with a tablet. Probably Sudafed cos Hayden gets colds around this time of the year. He'd try and kill everyone who was worshipping George's golden calves (or metal pins) and knock Gary down in the process. Gary would stay down for the 3 count but then rise again and push back the boulder that kept him in a cave for the 3 count. Wizard of Oz style, Geoff would get crushed by the boulder. So I guess Gary would win.... But we'd all win cos ding dong, the dickhead's dead....

So in the battle of Geoff v Gary, Gary wins. Also, Geoff won't even come to the game. What a gaylord!

Anyways, if you get to see Geoff this weekend (and I wouldn't wish that on anyone), show him a warm welcome home in the Queensland style of throwing eggs and rotting vegetables at him.