4-0

We did it... we did it.... we fucking did it!!!!!!!!

Way to catch a win fellas. It was awesome to sit atop my perch and be happy with our performance. Instead of a blow by blow detailed account let's just discuss the best parts.

Pops scored 3 goals and it was brilliant to see a team performance get him there. He did score a cracker from a free kick but it was probably the goal which went from Juice to Dowd to Pops to back of the net that gave me my biggest stiffy this year.

Speaking of stiffys, you probably could a put a stiff cold corpse out there instead of Werns and we would have played even better. It was the worst performance as a captain I have ever seen! Remember when you used to have atheltics carnivals at school and there was always the fat kid that came but didn't participate. Not through lack of physical ability but just resigned to the fact that he was too fat to actually be competitive. That's how I felt about Graham's perfomance. Maybe if he had steered clear of his competitive eating hobby and ditched out on the Sydney OPen Hot Dog Eating comp the night before he could have been more use than the lead weight he was. Like an anchor deployed too early, he just slowed us down. Thanks fat man...

The racially insensitive Graham Werner paints himself black as a tribute to Michael Jackson in Friday's Sydney Open Hot Dog Eating Competition. Graham won the 185kg division and then proceeded to eat all the competitors from the 150kg division.

Nick Deluca's 25 second perfomance was a thrilling tribute to his heros. Later Nicolas tipped his hat towards Sonny Bill and Gasnier saying "My injury prone career mirrors the greats and I'm right up there with them". Unfortunately Nick fails to realise that these are two of the most overrated NRL players of all time, providing headlines more for their unavailability due to injury than actual onfield performances. Nick gets our new award this week because doctors actually diagnosed Nick with an overdose of Deep Heat and no actual physical injury. In
honour of our favourite Olympian Nick wins the.....


..... "Lay Down Sally Award". When it all becomes too much, just take a break, have a lie down or make like Deluca and sub off.

Brendan Dowd's goal was a fun little number too.

I really liked the Asian kid who fell down when any off the Parrots breathed on him. What a legend!

Rens pushed an Indian kid. After the game Mr Cool pushed him back. Mr Cool said there's safety in numbers and there is like a billion of them! Mr Cool withdrew his omment when he realised the rest of the world is against him because he has denied getting cheap naan ovens for the rest of the globe.

That'll do for the match report. Nice win turds!!!!!!!!!!!!