The sun's first rays crept under his door, caressing the empty protein shake canisters, reflecting off the mirror-like wrapping from his protein bars and touched upon 3 Dutch triplets. Nude in the morn's first light and embracing the smiles on their collective faces, you could tell that something wonderful had occurred last night. Just how wonderful will never be known as a member of the local gentry, George knows that loose lips sink ships.
By the stage the sun touches the bed, he is up. Shaking off a Eurasian bombshell and sliding on his runners you can almost see the thoughts running through his head and the focus in his eyes. "If I build it, eh meh, they will come" is the mantra he chants softly, careful not to wake the famous Japanese pop singers Iri Noshikawa and Yoki Gorikini. He sidesteps his way to the door and pulls the handle. In a moment he turns back to survey what he accomplished from a single night at Harold Park trots and is content, if only for a minute.
Today he has more pressing issues. The production of his revolutionary new piece of fitness equipment has suffered a set back and George knows that the valueable television market is susceptible to changing it's purchasing mind on a whim. With the competition heated already and knowing he is only days away from falling behind Billy Blanks and his new fitness equipment, "Ab Flabber Plus", he must remain focused with scientists working round the clock.
"Eh meh, Professor Davis. Have you figured out the solution yet"
"No George. Only your abs have been able to withstand the rapid muscle growth promoted by the oscillating action only available in the 'Ab-crunch-roller-king By George'. The Peter Andre we transported from 1993 had a meltdown when he tried it. Literally his abdominal section melted!"
"But I saw him in the film clip to Mysterious Girl and he was really ripped!"
"I know George. It's worrying us too! If the North Koreans ever got a hold of this...."
"I know a South Korean. Maybe we could send him in if shit gets dangerous."
"Dangerous. You think it will only get dangerous? This could be the end of the world and you're worried about it getting dangerous! Dammit, George! You have a gorgeous body. A gorgeous body full of gorgeous abs and I do not want it on my conscience, that those abs were paid for by the blood and tears of millions of communist citizens. When I helped Hulk Hogan lift the Iron Curtain and end the Cold War, I swore that I'd do everything to fight communsim and it's evil use of ab creating exercise equipment and if the North Koreans get this from Danoz Direct, we could be in the middle of a shit storm. A shit storm without an umbrella! You know what happens when you don't have an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm? You get covered in shit!"
"Eh meh, calm down bro. It's not like I borrowed your gravity boots to pick up all these chicks at Harold Park Trots and have an orgy with them which I just left to come down and speak to you while cleverly placing the gravity boots back in the safety box which should normally only be opened by NASA.... Jeez...."
"Orgy? Really?"
"For real bro!"
"Nice. High five!"
"Eh meh, ok."
*SNAP*
"Snap? I have it. If we insert a video projector and sound system into the 'Ab-crunch-roller-king By George' that plays the music video for Snap's 'Rhythm is a Dancer'. The song's unique melodic structure will harmonise with the increased brain waves, releasing serotnin into the blood stream, calming the brain and allowing for an increased strain on the abdominal region!"
"I love that song bro!!!!!"
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