From Prick Deluca:
AB,
After our 2 games on the weekend I have lost count of the individual goal scoring tally for this season, since you are so well connected with all the facts of the team can you please post this on your blog?
Kind Regards,Nick
Well arsehole, the goal tally as I am sure your Oompa Loompa looking arse damn well knows is as follows:
Golden Boot Race:
Nick Deluca - 2
Brendan Dowd - 2
Johnny English - 1
Hutcho - 1
Adam Delpopolo - 1
Other great questions in history similar to Nick Deluca's:
W. Churchill -"Dear Mr Hitler, just writing to confirm to see if you know who won the 2nd World War aka the second time your country has tried to conquer the world and was thwarted by our great empire"
Hayden - "Geoff, were you trying to pick up that girl that I just had relations with?"
Frank Lampard - "Dear Mr Cahill, do you know who scored the winning goal the other day. I can't remember for the life of me after all this champagne and caviar"
Frankie - "Excuse me Miss, could you please inform me of who the greatest love maker in the history of the world is?"
Rove - "Dear Television Watching Public, what is the worst show ever?"
Blogger - "Dear Awesome Jesus, who is the best blogger ever?"
Graham - "Have you seen my baseball?"
Graham - "I boke my back...."
Graham - "Angel dust....."
Deluca - "Am I an arsehole?"
Everyone else - "YES!!!"
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