Guten Morgen

I have been thinking a lot about this season as we have seen so little of it. It's almost as if it is suffering from a hairline fracture of the awesome bone. Opening of knowledge baskets aside, I just want to emphasise what a cruel bitch mother nature has been. She has been awesome before, like blowing that faint gust of wind behind Hutcho's kick so it just sailed over the keepers head or the time it cruelly punished Werns for scoring 14 own goals in a season by presenting his skid marked undies on some fresh powder at the snow fields, the resultant picture looking like a sick reversed version of Cadbury Top Deck.


My main beef with Mother Nature is this, she has created some awesome stuff before.



Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

Why, oh why would the force that created a carrot with a dong force this much wet weather on us???? Oh cruel bitch, have mercy on us all and grant us some rain free soccer!

P.S. I've been thinking about who next to induct into my fuckwit hall of fame. Sure, Karl Stevanovic is a good choice but can he follow up Rove's induction? Probably not. Geoff isn't a big enough of a name so I thought of someone else. Patricia Heaton. Who is that you say? It is Ray Barone's wife from the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. Yes she is on my list of top 50 over 50 I wanna 69 but still, being an idiot gets her on the shortlist for fuckwit hall of fame. Maybe it's her pro-life stance which is ultimately pro-death based on her opinion of embryonic stem cell research, maybe it is her association with Kelsey Grammer or maybe, just maybe it's because she is a moron. The Blogger hates morons. The Blogger hates Kelsey Grammer. The Blogger hates a lot of things but he especially hates ill informed retards who believe because they have the talent to remember lines from a page and recite them in front of a camera, they have the right to forgo all knowledge, fact and reason and form fucked up opinions which shall be inflicted upon anyone who will listen. Shame on you Patricia Heaton, shame on you!

P.P.S. I fucking love Betty White! I want to meet her and give her a hug.