Andrew Reynolds is probably the greatest non-dual Olympian ever. EVER! Why? His awesome skills! Which skills? Let's find out!
Skill no. 1: Yo-yo. What's that you say? Can he rock the cradle? Bitch please. He can do shoot the rocket and the dog bite.
Skill no. 2: Captain ball. Ever captained a captain ball squad while still making the tunnel ball team? He has!
Skill no. 3: Hopscotch. What do you mean nobody has ever made it through while missing 6 & 7? Of course he has and he picked up the jacks at home. Boi, you better step correct if you wanna hopscotch!
Skill no. 4: Juggling. No it's not magic, it's a skill and one that kills!
Skill no. 5: Holding my breath underwater. It's as close to drowning as your body's instincts will allow so the chick's no it's dangerous. Clocked 37 seconds last summer. What up?
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