State of the Nation/Origin

Ever since Wednesday night I have been inundated with emails about State of Origin. Was it a try? Were we robbed? Should being Jarryd Hayne be a capital offence?

I sat there with Mrs Blogger and the Blogettes. Each with hot chocolate in hand, a marshmallow lazily floating on top as the blue hair from their wigs littered the ground around them. We were all enraptured with the game and first blood was awesome. 2-0 up and we were cruising! I reminded everyone how Queensland won a game in the mid-90's by the thrilling score of 2-0. I thought we were home and hosed.

As Jarryd Hayne danced down the sideline, I couldn't wait to get to work the next day and take 20 bucks off of Davo who had unwisely backed the cane toad fuckers. Then it struck.... Everything that is wrong with football robbed us of the match!

It should have been awarded a try. Yes, I hold the same opinion as everyone else. I can see his foot is on the line but it should still be a try. Failed logic you say? Well Gus Gould agrees with me! We both think that even though he blatantly steps on the line, a clear breach of the rules and the current video referee confirms this decision, but he still should of awarded it. You see, when you are a talentless buthole from Parramatta Eels, the retarded media or a mentally deficient NSW Blues supporter, like me, we think that the rules can be thrown out the window at our whim so we can win games! Just because we first practised love making with the family pet does not make our opinions any less valid.... Actually, maybe it does... I digress, Gus and I agree. He was out as stated in the rules, adjudicated as allowed for in the rules but we still think it's a try. See, we are Rugby League visionaries and the people in the administration of the game are holding us back. Should've been a try.....

P.S. To refute the question of Jarryd Hayne's forward pass. The right call was made. Yes the ball exited his hands in a forward manner, yes the ball then continued on a path in front of the passing player to a team member but it was all in the spirit of the game. I am sure Gus would agree that rules are loose guidelines which we can just bend to make sure the game is played in the interest of the NSW Blues. Rules aren't there to be used as a stringent set of by-laws which we apply to the game to ensure a fair and balanced contest with no side gaining a discernible advantage through exploitation or breaching of the aforementioned rules. We're just meant to do it in the spirit...... We've out-origined ourselves on this one!

P.P.S. Jarryd Hayne is a fuckwit.

P.P.P.S. Green boots... Seriously? The part of the brain that chooses football footwear is affected if the player has ever attempted to fuck a jug. It's called Jug-Fuckers Syndrome or Graham Werner Displacia.