I like Nick Deluca

I've been getting a bit of feedback about the blog and what people think is entertaining and what is not. A lot of people are saying how harsh I am towards Nick Deluca. To be honest, I like the guy. In fact, I would go as far to say that he is one of the nicest guys I know and there is not one time in my life I felt an emtion other than love, respect and a tinge of sexual tension towards the man. Sure, every time I see a picture like this:

my mind goes straight to Nick Deluca but it is only cause I think he is a champion. Just like Martina!

So what are the best things about Deluca? I have used science to find them out, and as Einstein says, "Dude, you can't fuck with science".

THE BEST THINGS ABOUT NICOLAS DELUCA

1. He has skipped the 'H' in his first name, making him heaps cooler than anyone using a 'H' in theirs! No, Hutcho, we won't start calling you Utco so you can cash in on the Nick-Deluca-"I ain't puttin' no stinkin' 'H' in my name!"-policy.

2. Even though he gets more injuries than Sonny Bill, he still comes to games to support the team and never says a bad word about anyone....... of importance. I must admit, there is more beer too after he brings a 6pack of West Coast Cooler for himself.

3. People make rhymes about him using popular food stuffs and confectionary item such as - "Nick, Nick, we love your dick, I want use it as a Wizz Fizz stick!" - Mr Cool circa. 2008 or "God made Rice Bubbles, God made Fruit Loops, God knows I'd love to stick it up your poop shoot" - unknown circa. Year 9 camp, 3rd bunk from the door, bottom bunk, Buzz Lightyear Sleeping Bag.

4. He isn't afraid to let his emotions out, like he says "Dowd, you're a jerk". That probably keeps him in a very fit mental state, which allows numerous posts by myself to erode this healthy state and drive him into a world of self loathing and hair issues.

5. Almost always, Nick has had very nice hair. Except for this one time....

6. He is an unselfish player who only steals this finest of goal oppurtunities and leaves the forgettable ones to everyone else.

7. Always has a goal celebration planned, but rarely follows through with it.

8. He has a cat and cats are awesome! They're like mini-lions that you can put on your lap. Who doesn't like mini-lions? What's that Satan? You and your devil spawn are the only people on Earth who don't like them? Shame on you... No wonder Jesus didn't invite you to the Ewok's hug giveaway!

9. He's married so you know he's been laid at least once, unlike other guys that you think could still be virgins and hide it by jumping on your bed screaming "I'm the best".

10. He's friend's with Frank. If there's a better judge than Frank, I don't wanna meet him.

To Nick Deluca, you're a cool guy. You take everything I say with a grain of salt and you always thank me for my honest insight. It's either that or you can't read and I am wasting my time with this entire post.

"God made the bolt, God made the nut, God made Nick get a lesbian hair cut" - The Blogger circa. 2009

I love you Nicolas Deluca, Prince amongst thieves, rose amongst thorns, mushroom amongst turds....