The Roller Disco of Your Life

Left..... right..... left...... right......

The four wheels attached to bottom of his feet spin wildly as he races along the asphalt.

Left..... right...... left...... right....... SPIN!!!!! Wooohooo!!!!! Left..... right.......

Hutcho adjusts the volume on his iPod Nano. Jonas Bros are now blaring in his ears as he roller skates down the road to his local Juice Bar. 'One more Boost Juice and I get a free wheatgrass shot' he thinks to himself.

The high white tube socks hug his calf muscles and the baby blue short shorts swivel on his hips as he cuts an elegant frame next to cars, trucks and Vespas. Hat on backwards and sun on his face, this topless man is enjoying one of life's simple pleasures, roller skating to Castle Towers for a Boost Juice while listening to some of the best music ever. Pink is the next song up and Hutcho accelerates his pace cos now he feels like moving!

"So what? I'm still a rockstar!" he screams at the 3 boys riding along in their convertible Jeep. They know what he is talking about as they sing along with him, "I got my rock moves...". Grabbing hold of the tow bar, he snakes from side to side. Giving his gleaming hairless legs the rest they deserve, he takes it easy.

He spies a turn off up ahead and says "Seeya boys, thanks for the ride. Rock on!". Giving the devil horn hand signal to the boys, he peels off and flys down the street. The cool wind hits his nipples and a shiver hits his spine. Now away from the hustle and bustle of the traffic, he has a quiet thought to himself. "This is the roller disco of my life and I'm lovin' it!".

His face pops in front of yours and with an unwielding quiver of the eye brows, he questions "Is this the roller disco of your life? Stop being a wallflower, get out there and move!"

Next thing behind him. Graham starts doing the worm..... I guess it's the roller disco of his life......